Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Rule 63: Wonder Woman by Glen Hanson

I've managed to remain blissfully unaware of The Rules of the Internet for years, beyond the instinctual/horse sense stuff that should guide even the uninitiated. It was only a few weeks ago, when I noted the existence of Despero and Martian Manhunter porn elsewhere that LissBirds of Comics Make Me Happy! informed me that I had invoked Rule 34. Unfortunately, now that I've mentioned Martian Manhunter, Despero, and pron in the same sentence, the cosmos has surely begun moving to combine the two in a single slash fiction. The greener of the two had previously confirmed his hetero--um--bestiality with Wonder Woman, so I suppose she must be avenged through Rule 63. I must... "thank?" ... Shag for making me aware of this abomination through a recent Firestorm Fan post, although I again knew something was up when one of my most viewed blog posts involved Female Versions of Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter by Mitch Foust. Finally, does this make up for my running the updated reviewed version of the 2010 Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody Trailer, or just make it worse?


The Irredeemable Shag said...

Glad I could "help"! LOL!

Sounds like you've gotten quite the education in recent weeks. You're on a slippery slope my friend. Before you know it, you'll be posting "furry" pictures of Wonder Woman. Be wary. :)

The Irredeemable Shag

Anonymous said...

Producers are reportedly worried about the size of Brandon Routh's bulge which would make his profile in the superhero's skintight costume distracting, reports the Sun.

Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.

The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.